1 00:00:07,130 --> 00:00:08,170 -Megan filed for divorce. -I'm actually down 2 00:00:08,210 --> 00:00:09,500 to play whoever wins. 3 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:11,920 Samira: Hinkley Hills is Caucasian. 4 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,300 -That's the Burbs, babes. 5 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:15,090 Lynn: The evil overlord Agnes. 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,140 -Bill, you missed a spot. 7 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:18,720 Lynn: Marty and I moved here 15 years ago. 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,350 Goodnight, my love. Unfortunately, he passed. 9 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:23,270 -When you have neighbors, you're never alone, 10 00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:24,980 even when you wanna be. Robert: What happened? 11 00:00:25,020 --> 00:00:26,150 Samira: There was a little quibble. 12 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:27,190 Things got a little heated. 13 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:28,690 You're an asshole. 14 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:29,860 Don't you think we should know what he's up to? 15 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,190 Hello? 16 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:31,900 Dana: Look, we need to get out of here. 17 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,900 Samira: It's the grave of Alison Grant. 18 00:00:34,950 --> 00:00:37,950 Dana: Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl? 19 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:39,580 Samira: I think I hit something. Shit. 20 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,950 Gary: Thanks for stopping by, neighbors. 21 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,040 Robert: This was so reckless. 22 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,420 -I know something's wrong. 23 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:48,750 -"Rob shows a proclivity towards violence." 24 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:50,090 -Enough! 25 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,340 Naveen: What's in there? Robert: Nothing. 26 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:52,880 Tod: Let's just say it's not Gary 27 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,720 that we need to be worried about. 28 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,220 It's Rob. 29 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:58,140 Naveen: Why the fuck do you still have her phone? 30 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:00,390 You gotta get rid of it. Robert: It was 20 years ago. 31 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:01,850 Her body isn't down there. 32 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:04,020 So just drop it! 33 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,100 Samira: Where'd you go? 34 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,480 Robert: Just grabbing some water. 35 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:21,080 Samira: Oh, oh, uh-uh. I got exactly what you need. 36 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,290 Look, see? 37 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:25,500 All good. Almost home. 38 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,590 -Hi. Yoo-hoo. Samira. 39 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:37,970 Samira: Hi. Sorry, I'm totally blanking. 40 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:40,220 -Lauren Daniels. 41 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,890 We met outside the shops in the Plaza the other day. 42 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:43,930 -Yes, yes. Uh, sorry. I don't know where my head went. 43 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,270 Lauren: Baby brain. I totally get it. 44 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:47,060 You remember my daughter, Ains. 45 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,270 -Hi. -Hi. Good to see you, guys. 46 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,480 Oh, babe. -It gets easier. I promise. 47 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:53,980 -That's what they keep telling me. 48 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,440 -It's true. And you're already so brave 49 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,820 bringing him out into public. 50 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:58,320 I refused to take Ainsley anywhere 51 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,780 until she had her second round of shots, like, nowhere. 52 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,280 We were completely housebound. 53 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,040 -Really? Is that normal? 54 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,500 - No, it was insane. 55 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,620 Also known as the new normal. 56 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,130 Ains and I are almost done with our little walk. 57 00:02:11,170 --> 00:02:12,840 -Thank God. 58 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,250 -But I'll see you at the block party on Sunday, right? 59 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,550 -What block party? -Are you kidding? 60 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,970 The block party. 61 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:21,010 Ugh, here, okay. I have the thing. 62 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:22,350 Samira: Oh. 63 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:26,770 How did I not see this? 64 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:28,520 -Baby brain. It's real. 65 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,560 My mother planned a beautiful party. 66 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,860 All you have to do is walk outside your house. 67 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:35,650 -Right. Agnes is your mother. 68 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:37,150 I knew that. -Yes, 69 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,320 and I appreciate your sympathetic tone. 70 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,780 The HOA throws it every year. 71 00:02:40,820 --> 00:02:43,660 It's, um, it's a celebration of the community. 72 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,160 The whole village comes. 73 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,660 -The village of Hinkley Hills. 74 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,540 -I really hope you can make it, Samira. 75 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:50,750 There'll be so many nice people for you to meet, 76 00:02:50,790 --> 00:02:53,170 other moms, and my mother 77 00:02:53,210 --> 00:02:56,000 has, uh, really outdone herself this year. 78 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,300 Okay. We'll see you soon. 79 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:59,130 Come on, hon. Did you put some lotion on? 80 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,630 Ainsley: No. 81 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,970 Lauren: Come on, you can do it. You can do it, baby. 82 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:03,470 Samira: What do you think, Miles? 83 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:05,220 Lauren: Come on. Samira: Ready to party? 84 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:47,010 -Agnes, are you here to apologize 85 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,230 for falsely accusing me of absconding with your dog? 86 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:53,350 -Ha. No. Have you cleaned out the fridge? 87 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,230 -What? -Your walk-in. 88 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,770 The meat delivery for the block party 89 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:59,190 arrives tomorrow and it needs to be stored. 90 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:00,530 Bill will bring the truck by. 91 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:02,280 And also how many pies are you making? 92 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,030 -How many pies? -Marty's apple pie. 93 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,660 He always did a baker's dozen. 94 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:10,500 But under the circumstances, how many can I put you down for? 95 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:14,210 -Look, Agnes, the walk-in fridge, the pies, 96 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,130 the whole stupid block party, 97 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:18,090 that was Marty's thing, not mine. 98 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:21,050 And now he's gone. So you and Bill 99 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:23,170 will just have to find someplace else 100 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,180 to store your sausage. 101 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,850 -Lynn... 102 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:29,430 -...I know you've had a very difficult time 103 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,140 but this is my last year as HOA president. 104 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:33,350 -Are you dying? 105 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:35,730 -Gracefully retiring, 106 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:38,770 making way for a new generation of leadership. 107 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,110 -Well, until then, stay the fuck out of my fridge! 108 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:44,570 -You're gonna regret this! 109 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,990 The nerve of that woman. 110 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,620 Marty's barely cold 111 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:53,710 and she's demanding his fridge space. 112 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,710 Dana: Honey, it's been six months. 113 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:59,130 Marty's plenty cold. -And she wants his pie. 114 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:00,960 -Uh, I love pie. 115 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,460 Lynn: I know his pie is famous 116 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:06,010 but I am not just an extension of my dead husband. 117 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:07,470 I am a human being 118 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:09,970 with my own thoughts and feelings, 119 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,890 and my feeling right now is that Agnes Festerson 120 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:14,730 can fester right off. 121 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,940 Well, I'm sorry, Lynn. 122 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,440 Guys, this block party 123 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,440 seems like it's gonna be a pretty big deal, huh? 124 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,940 I wonder if Betsy and Gary are gonna show up. 125 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,400 -Betsy does not exist. 126 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:27,610 -What are you talking about? We met her. 127 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,950 -She has no digital footprints, 128 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:31,450 no social media, 129 00:05:31,490 --> 00:05:33,160 no real person involved. 130 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,790 -Come on. Betsy Wilsons, 131 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:36,580 there's gotta be thousands of them out there. 132 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:40,340 -Hundreds of thousands of Elizabeth Wilsons. 133 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:43,840 Any number of them may choose to go by Betsy 134 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,340 but none are she. 135 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:47,050 -And you've gone through all of them? 136 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,720 -I've already said too much. 137 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,890 Dana: The party really is a blast. 138 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:54,100 I think you and Rob will have a nice time. 139 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:57,520 -Rob and I aren't exactly at our most loving right now. 140 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,650 -What do you mean? -Nothing. Couple's fight, 141 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,940 especially when you add a baby to the equation. 142 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:04,940 I'm sure it all will just blow over, right? 143 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,070 What? What's that look? 144 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,200 -Samira, when you and Rob argue, 145 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,870 um, you feel safe, don't you? 146 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,380 I mean, does he ever, uh, threaten you 147 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:23,210 or become physically aggressive? 148 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,550 -No. Why would you say that? -I wasn't going to say anything. 149 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:27,800 -Famous last words. 150 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:28,760 -When I was 151 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,840 watching Miles the other night, 152 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,260 I happened across a file in Bev's office. 153 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,680 -So you were snooping? 154 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,270 Lynn: Not through any of your things, 155 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:39,230 but two hours unsupervised 156 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:41,940 in my snootiest neighbor's house, 157 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:43,730 I'm only human, honey. 158 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:44,820 -Go on. 159 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:47,990 -There was a psychiatric evaluation. 160 00:06:48,030 --> 00:06:49,240 -What did it say? 161 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,570 -Uncontrollable outbursts, 162 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:54,080 a lack of self-control. 163 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,700 Sounds like he was a pretty angry little guy. 164 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,410 -An angry teenage boy. Really? 165 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,290 Did you also find a tape recording 166 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:03,080 of him having a tantrum as a toddler? 167 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:12,430 -Well, we didn't wanna say either 168 00:07:12,470 --> 00:07:15,680 but there is a door in the Victorian 169 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,890 and Rob's name is on it. 170 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:21,940 Tod: Don't touch my phone. 171 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,150 -Okay, guys. Robert? 172 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:28,110 You know how many Roberts there are in the world? 173 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:32,660 -4,738,489 174 00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:34,450 in the United States, 175 00:07:34,490 --> 00:07:37,620 none of whom grew up across the street 176 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:42,460 from the girl whose name is also in the closet. 177 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,790 -Alison. 178 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:49,840 What are you all trying to say? 179 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:53,260 -Oh. It's him. 180 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,140 "When will you be home?" 181 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:58,560 -Sounds pretty controlling. 182 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,690 -The baby needs to eat, okay? It's fine. 183 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:04,850 -Fine is the other F word Julia likes to say. 184 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:08,070 -Everything is fine. -Okay. 185 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:10,070 -See you guys later. 186 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,860 Lay off the wine. 187 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,710 Rob? 188 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,220 Robert: Samira? 189 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,850 What are you doin'? 190 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:39,970 -Making dinner. Samira: In the dark? 191 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,850 -I was trying to surprise you. 192 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:43,850 - I just got him down. 193 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,560 -Rob, I'm sorry but you scared me. 194 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,440 You came out of nowhere. -Shh. Keep your voice down. 195 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,690 -Holding a knife with blood on your hands. 196 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,860 -Blood? It pomegranate juice. 197 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,950 I was in the middle of plating that lovely pomegranate salad 198 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:55,660 that you like with the goat's cheese. 199 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,200 I haven't had a lot of luck going out recently, 200 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,660 so I thought I'd do you a romantic dinner here instead, 201 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,040 seeing as you always come back from Lynn's 202 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,710 all tipsy and happy and relatively normal seeming. 203 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,790 -Normal seeming? You're the one that's not acting normal. 204 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,710 I saw you the other night going into the woods. 205 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,800 Yeah. You said you were gonna get water? 206 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,420 I saw you leaving. You lied to me. 207 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,220 You've been lying the whole time. 208 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,050 -About what? -Your name. 209 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,310 Tod saw it on a door in the Victorian. 210 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:21,680 -Oh, God, when was that? 211 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,890 When you were over there vandalizing the basement? 212 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,140 -Oh, please. You knew that girl, Rob. 213 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,560 You knew her and you need to admit it. 214 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,940 -I never said that I didn't. 215 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:30,730 -And you went to a psychiatrist in high school? 216 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,530 -Yeah. That's hardly a secret. 217 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:34,740 -For anger issues? I'm your wife. 218 00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:36,360 Why wouldn't you tell me something like that? 219 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,240 -We've only been together a year and a half. It never came up. 220 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,830 -It should come up. That's come-up stuff. 221 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,240 -Fine. What do you wanna know? 222 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,620 -I wanna know everything, 223 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:47,210 the truth, the whole truth. 224 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,250 -Okay. 225 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,220 The whole truth, counselor, 226 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:58,930 is that maybe my name is written on a door 227 00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:00,680 in the house across the street. I've no memory of it 228 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,720 but it's definitely possible because we were friends. 229 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,850 And I did see a psychiatrist a couple of times 230 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:07,770 when I was in high school because said friend 231 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,440 suddenly disappeared. 232 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,020 And my mother, you know, moved the-- 233 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:14,070 was completely contrary to her entire British being, 234 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:15,780 thought that maybe it was a good idea for me 235 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,360 to talk to someone about my feelings after that. 236 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,000 -Did it help? 237 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,330 -Yeah. A lot. 238 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,540 So much so that when we met, 239 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,750 and fell in love, and suddenly got pregnant, 240 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,130 and married 20 years later, 241 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,800 it wasn't really at the forefront of my mind. 242 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,880 Look, I love all of this 243 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,590 but it has been a lot, Samira. 244 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,050 So the truth is the other night, 245 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,810 I did sneak out into the woods for 20 minutes 246 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:45,220 to smoke a joint. 247 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,770 Miles was asleep, everything was fine. 248 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,100 But I didn't tell you 'cause I felt guilty. 249 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:51,770 I felt guilty that I can go for a smoke 250 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,110 and you can't because there's insufficient studies 251 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,110 into the effect of THC on breastmilk. 252 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:58,860 Because nobody thinks about the mother's comfort. 253 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,360 I do though. 254 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,660 I think about your comfort every single hour 255 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,030 of every single day. 256 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,250 -He's out. 257 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,210 He's perfect. 258 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,420 -He is. 259 00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:26,720 -I'm sorry. 260 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,890 -I know. 261 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,520 -Maybe I just need to get out more, 262 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,850 see people. 263 00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:35,730 There is that event this weekend. 264 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:38,190 -The HOA Block Party. 265 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,450 Yeah, we got a flyer for it in the mailbox. 266 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:42,070 -I'm in. -You are? 267 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:45,280 -It's a party. Parties are fun. 268 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,530 Well, it used to be fun. 269 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,240 -Used to be fun? 270 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:52,330 Babe, we are fun. We're so much fun. 271 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:53,750 -Let's be fun. 272 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:07,850 -It's such a pretty day out. -So beautiful. 273 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,650 Samira: Oh, look, balloons. 274 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:14,810 There's actually a lot of stuff here. 275 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:18,110 Robert: Yeah. No expense spared. 276 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:25,120 -Good morning. There's the... 277 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,200 -You, uh, think Gary's gonna show? 278 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,540 -What if we don't worry about him? 279 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,670 What if we just try to have fun? 280 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,960 Fun, remember? -Yes, fun. 281 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,290 -Hi, Samira and Rob. 282 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,460 -Hey. -Hi. 283 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,590 man: Thank you. -Thank you. 284 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,010 -That little girl's gonna make some money. 285 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,300 -That's awesome. Walters: A trash bin for you, 286 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,590 a trash bin for you. 287 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,300 Hey, don't forget to take out the trash. 288 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,640 Robert. girl: Look, Daddy! 289 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,850 -Oh. Hey, Walters. -Hi. 290 00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:54,690 -For the little one. 291 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,520 -Oh, he's probably a little bit young for, uh... 292 00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:00,320 -Oh. Don't worry. He'll grow into it. 293 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,740 -Ah, you made it! 294 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,650 -We did. Lauren: Okay. 295 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,200 This is Lauryn. -With a Y, 296 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,370 dying to meet you, gagging over you. 297 00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,870 Lauren: And Kate. 298 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,830 -Hi. I'm Kate. 299 00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:14,000 -I already said that. Kate's new here to Hinkley Hills. 300 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,880 She moved here a couple years ago after her husband died. 301 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,670 -In a car accident. Samira: I'm sorry. 302 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,960 -No, no, we were separated, 303 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,800 so please don't let that hijack 304 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,880 this conversation. 305 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,260 -This is about you, 306 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,380 you and only you. 307 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,340 Hello, Rob. 308 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,430 -Oh. 309 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,140 I, uh, better go check on Naveen. 310 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:35,230 Lauren: She's in good hands. Okay. What do you need? 311 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,020 Pediatrician, pedicure, podiatrist? 312 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,730 -Want me to hold the baby to give your back a break? 313 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,230 -Um, I'm not sure. 314 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,030 -Not writing him off yet. We get it. 315 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,240 -We totally do. -Totally. 316 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,240 -Ooh, isn't this so exciting? Yeah, we're here. 317 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,280 -Uh-hmm. 318 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:55,460 -Hey, buddy. -Yo, yo, yo. 319 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,250 Rob Fisher is in the house. 320 00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:59,040 -The DJ voice has started already. 321 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,090 -Hey, Robert. Are you also here 322 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,750 to rock out with your cock out? 323 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,090 -He best be, 324 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,380 because Naveen the Machine 325 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,970 is about to light this shit up. 326 00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:09,390 -Naveen the Machine? -Yes, my DJ name, man. 327 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,890 Robert: Well, I'm glad you're having fun. 328 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,220 Naveen: Yeah. Are you kidding me, dude? 329 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,970 I'm about to shoot my shot right now. 330 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,640 -Your shot? Yes. -Hottie from Drinkley's. 331 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,850 Remember I bought her a drink? 332 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,440 -You know she's a widow? 333 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,940 -Yeah, she told me all about it the other night. 334 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,690 And we totally trauma bonded. 335 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,690 She's vulnerable, I'm vulnerable, 336 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,530 she's lonely, I'm lonely 337 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,450 but we both still believe in love. 338 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:29,570 She's looking for solace 339 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:31,700 in the arms of a sensitive young stud 340 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,120 who can bring her to life again 341 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,790 through the erotic power of music. 342 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,830 -Don't do that hand gesture, please. 343 00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,330 I would... Naveen: Oh, shit. 344 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,130 It is on. Follow my lead. 345 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,590 Hinkley Hills, are you ready to get this party started? 346 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,460 -Affirmative. -Hit the track! 347 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,150 -Wow. 348 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,280 -Go away, hag. 349 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,370 -It's me. 350 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,540 -Oh. 351 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,160 -A different hag. 352 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,660 I came to pick you up for the party. 353 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,670 -I'm not going. -It's not optional. 354 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,250 Do you wanna pay another $600 355 00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:25,550 for improper trash disposal from the HOA? No. 356 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,340 -Agnes Festerson is not the law. 357 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,720 I'll appeal. I'll go to the governor. 358 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,510 I'll storm the capitol. 359 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,470 The state capitol. 360 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,560 -I don't think this is about Agnes Festerson. 361 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,850 I think this is about Marty. 362 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,850 -What's that supposed to mean? 363 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,520 -This is the first block party since Marty 364 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,070 crossed the rainbow bridge. 365 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,230 -He wasn't a dog, Dana. 366 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,900 He was a personal risk actuary. 367 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,530 -And a damn good one. 368 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,030 -He did love it. 369 00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:56,370 He loved looking around the people 370 00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,540 of this community and mentally calculating 371 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,370 how and when each one of them was most likely to die. 372 00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,830 -God, if only he could have done that for himself. 373 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,710 Dammit. 374 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,090 You know at one point... -Uh-hmm. 375 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:11,090 -...he did give me the recipe for that pie. 376 00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,720 I was just thinking about... -Goodbye, Dana! 377 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,100 -But... 378 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,770 -Okay. 379 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,860 Samira: It's not that he doesn't sleep, it's that, 380 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,490 you know, he mostly sleeps when he's moving 381 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,240 which means I have to keep moving so I don't sleep, 382 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,950 unless I figure out how to sleep while driving, 383 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,160 which I've done before but not on purpose. 384 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,080 -Don't you still have your Rock 'n Play? 385 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,960 -Oh, yes, the Rock 'n Play. 386 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,130 Oh, depending on your tolerance for risk. 387 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,960 -What do you mean? Lauryn: They got recalled 388 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,550 a couple years ago after a bunch of babies... 389 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,430 -Well, the position holds them and compresses the trachea. 390 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,010 The likelihood of death is still very low. 391 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,300 Marty calculated it for my... 392 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,260 -Oh, Marty. God, I miss that pie. 393 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,600 -Hey. Samira: Hey, babes. 394 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,060 -There's my girl 395 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,440 and my little guy. 396 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,520 -What you've been up to? 397 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,900 -Uh, wingman-ing Naveen. 398 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,190 -Ooh. -Wingman-ing. 399 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,900 Is that even a verb? Oh, it is now. 400 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,820 Anyway, mission accomplished. 401 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,940 Samira: Look at that. Robert: Yeah. 402 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,900 So I return a conquering hero, 403 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,160 and oh-so happy I'm no longer single. 404 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,620 Strictly-married-father fun for me now. 405 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,790 - Speaking of strictly-married-father fun, 406 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,250 Rob, we could really use 407 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,130 an extra pair of hands over by the grills. 408 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,170 Do you mind jumping in and taking a shift? 409 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,800 It would be so helpful. 410 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,170 -I should probably stay with my wife. 411 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,170 -Oh, come on. You're one of the dads now. 412 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,470 Grill duty, grill daddy. -It's okay, babe. Go on. 413 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,350 -Yeah? -Everyone's gotta pitch in. 414 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:42,470 -Okay. Yeah. Well, y'all chill, 415 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,810 I'm gonna go grill. 416 00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,100 -Don't burn anything. Uh-hmm. -No. 417 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,730 -How has he been with everything? 418 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,480 -With the baby? Great. I mean, 419 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,400 he does feedings, changes diapers. 420 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,910 He's honestly a natural, maybe more than me. 421 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,870 -Oh, well, that's wonderful. -Yeah, 422 00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,780 it's so good to see that he's doing so well. 423 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,410 Lauren: Uh-hmm. -What do you mean? 424 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,210 -It's just nice to see how he got his life together. 425 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,330 High school was kind of a challenging time for Rob. 426 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,960 -Well, sure, with everything going on across the street. 427 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,760 -You're talking about Alison Grant? 428 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,590 -Yeah. It was his childhood friend. 429 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,010 I'm sure it affected him. 430 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,050 It affects me and I've never even met her. 431 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,350 I heard a rumor that her parents killed her 432 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,350 and buried her in the basement and I was convinced, convinced, 433 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:27,560 that the guy that moved in was digging up her body 434 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,900 for forensic purposes, 435 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,190 because that made more sense than him 436 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:31,980 renovating his 120-year-old house 437 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:35,240 that he just bought. Baby brain. Okay. 438 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,450 -Who told you that was the rumor? 439 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,740 -Naveen. 440 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,200 -Hello, girls. You having a nice time? 441 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,960 Lauren Louise, I really need you at the helium tank. 442 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,500 -Okay, Mom. -Oh, I'll help. 443 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,290 -Yeah, we'll catch back up with you in a minute, 444 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,210 okay? 445 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,610 -Hey. -Hey, Tod. 446 00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,070 Dude, who knew? You are the man. 447 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:24,740 -Well, I am a man, both in, uh, surname and species. 448 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:28,200 Uh, here, I thought you could use another sangria. 449 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,960 -Thanks. -Hey. 450 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,330 -Hey, you. -Can I make a request? 451 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,750 -As long as it's on my party playlist. 452 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,760 It's nothing specific. 453 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,920 I was just wondering if you could maybe 454 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,510 slow things down, you know? 455 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:43,640 -Yeah, yeah. I got you. 456 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,560 -Does the DJ get to dance? 457 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,930 -My usual moves are a little more up tempo 458 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,560 but, uh, I guess I could try 459 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,150 to be a little more interpretative. 460 00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,570 -Oh, no. 461 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,490 -What, Dr. James, the dentist? 462 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,830 What's wrong? You missed a checkup? 463 00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:10,660 -My wife sure didn't. 464 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:45,160 Dana: Me again. 465 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,830 -Dana, Jesus. 466 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,580 What the hell are you doing? 467 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,830 -I picked your lock. NSA training. 468 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,330 And frankly since you slammed the door right in my face, 469 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:56,040 you're lucky that I didn't come back with a grenade launcher. 470 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,790 -You don't have a grenade launcher. 471 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,050 -Second Amendment, baby. 472 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,170 You can't just burst in like this. 473 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,510 What if I were nude? 474 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:04,180 -It's nothing I haven't seen before. 475 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,930 Excuse me. 476 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:09,060 -Dana, this is a terrible violation of my boundaries. 477 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,560 Haven't you ever heard the expression, 478 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,230 "Good fences make good neighbors?" 479 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,690 -I'm not your neighbor. I'm your friend. 480 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,230 I'm your ally. 481 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:17,520 And sometimes allies 482 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,190 need to invade other allies 483 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:22,690 when the citizens are in need of humanitarian assistance. 484 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,200 In this case, pie. 485 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,320 You need to make it, 486 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,610 they need to eat it. 487 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,910 Move. I got everything. -Oh. 488 00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:33,040 -I got unsalted butter, and organic honey, 489 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,830 crisp apples, and the key ingredient lard. 490 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,500 -Looks like you brought your grenade launcher after all. 491 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:40,800 -Well, to be honest, Lynn, 492 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,210 I didn't know what we were dealing with here 493 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,050 because I haven't been inside here for months. 494 00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:45,720 -I've been finding it challenging 495 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,390 to let people into my private space lately. 496 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,560 -Yeah, no shit. 497 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,520 We were starting to think you were 498 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,730 maybe a hoarder now 499 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,730 like with fingernail clippings 500 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:57,190 and jars of urine, 501 00:21:57,230 --> 00:22:00,400 so I have to say I'm very pleasantly surprised. 502 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,070 Oh, shit. I forgot the eggs. 503 00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:03,740 -Eggs? -Yeah, you know, at the end 504 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,030 when you brush the yolk on the crust? 505 00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:07,610 Oh, well, I'll just grab a couple from the fridge. 506 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,490 -Oh, no. They're not in there. 507 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:11,660 I, uh, I keep them in the cupboard 508 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,750 like they do in France. 509 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,080 -Okay. 510 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,510 -Hey, if it's something 511 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,100 -Megan. -Hi, Naveen. 512 00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,770 -Naveen. Good to see you, man. 513 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,060 -Can we talk? 514 00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:43,940 -If I may, you're due for a deep cleaning, Naveen. 515 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,150 Whatever our personal situation may be, 516 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,570 it's no reason to compromise your periodontal health. 517 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,040 -He always comes to schmooze with clients, 518 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,830 hands out those little flossers to the kids. 519 00:22:57,870 --> 00:22:59,500 -Is that why he had his hands all over your ass? 520 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,750 You suddenly got teeth in there? -Let's not do this. 521 00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:03,960 -You're the one who came here to see me spin 522 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,420 in my element at my vibrational apex, 523 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:09,050 just to make sure I saw you with your new man. 524 00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:10,680 If I didn't know any better, Megan, 525 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,300 I think you were trying to make me jealous. 526 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,010 But I'm with Kate now. 527 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,020 A hot widow in case you didn't know. 528 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:19,600 So mission very much not accomplished. 529 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,650 -Are you drunk? -Are you drunk? 530 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,650 -Look, I was hoping to see you. -I knew it. 531 00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:29,530 -Because I wanted to tell you to stop ignoring my lawyer. 532 00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:30,820 -Lawyer? 533 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:32,160 -Pretending something isn't happening 534 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,990 isn't gonna stop it from happening. 535 00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:38,870 -I didn't need it to happen like this. 536 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,250 -She seems nice. 537 00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:45,300 Don't screw it up. 538 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,220 -Hey, DJ Machine. 539 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:54,220 We, uh, kinda got a lull in the beats here. 540 00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:56,640 Also, you were looking a little dry, 541 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,270 so brought you some sangria. 542 00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,350 -Are you trying to get me drunk, man? 543 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:05,480 Good. You take over. 544 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,320 You're The Machine now. 545 00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:11,150 -Kinda just wanted to dance. 546 00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:15,870 -Thank you. Wow. 547 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,710 -Rory, leaving so soon? -Oh. Hi, Samira. Yeah. 548 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:27,050 I was told I'm not allowed to sell cookies here today. 549 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,590 -Wait, who said that? 550 00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:30,170 -Mrs. Festerson. 551 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,140 -Rory, Miles needs to, uh, take his nap soon. 552 00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,810 You mind putting him in his bouncy chair for me? 553 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,930 -Uh-hmm. -I'll be right there. 554 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,480 -Naveen the Peen. 555 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,650 Did you guys wanna Lady and the Tramp this? Just... 556 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,070 -I've had an hour of that. 557 00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,910 -Can you believe Megan showed up here, 558 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,410 draped all over her new man, 559 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,870 talking all this shit about a lawyer? 560 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,240 Bitch, you can talk to my lawyer. 561 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,450 -Do you even have a lawyer? -I'm my own lawyer. 562 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,710 I'm a professional. -You're a systems analyst. 563 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:05,750 -And he's a dentist. He'll probably give her braces. 564 00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:07,340 He probably likes how that feels, 565 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,130 those little wire boxes running up and down his... 566 00:25:09,170 --> 00:25:10,960 -Oh, God. Naveen, come on. 567 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:14,010 -Samira. What can I do for you? 568 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,590 -Did you tell Rory she's not allowed 569 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,930 to sell cookies here? 570 00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:19,680 -Well, it was really more of a suggestion. 571 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,930 Robert: I thought you've moved on? 572 00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:22,560 -I've moved on, bro, 573 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,140 with Kate the widow. 574 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,770 Speaking of, you gotta go smooth things over with her. 575 00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:27,810 -What? Why? 576 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,070 Yeah, I may have freaked her out 577 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,280 with the whole wife showing up thing. 578 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,690 So just go talk to her. Yes. 579 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,280 Tell her how totally over it I am, 580 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,120 how Megan begged me to come back but I'm all hers. 581 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,410 She'll believe you. 582 00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:40,040 Chicks trust married dudes. I remember. 583 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,790 -No, Naveen, okay? I'm kind of busy, all right? 584 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,250 -I got it. -What's the problem? 585 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:46,080 -Dear, this is an HOA event. 586 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,960 A time for neighbors to come together 587 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000 and share a gesture of generosity and fellowship. 588 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,800 -No, I don't need you to get it. 589 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,050 Leave me alone, all right? 590 00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:56,470 Get off. Stop it. 591 00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:58,140 Agnes: Not a commercial opportunity 592 00:25:58,180 --> 00:25:59,260 for any non-Hiltonian 593 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,720 who feels like showing up. 594 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,270 -Non-Hiltonian? Okay. 595 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:05,230 So is this a hard-and-fast rule? A zoning ordinance? 596 00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:07,190 -No need to put me on the stand, counselor. 597 00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:09,440 Robert: Naveen, stop. -Just little ol' me. 598 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,730 Robert: Stop it. -Trying to keep 599 00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:14,610 everything nice and safe. 600 00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:17,950 Speaking of which, excuse me. 601 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:20,740 Robert: Naveen, you burnt my fucking hand. 602 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,490 All right. Get off. -What the hell? 603 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,710 Robert: Stop it, fucking idiot. Agnes: Stop it! 604 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:31,540 -Those boys are always getting themselves into trouble. 605 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,530 Lynn: I must have watched Marty make this 606 00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:01,990 a million times but I never did it myself. 607 00:27:02,030 --> 00:27:04,490 -Pretty damn good for a first timer. 608 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,750 Smell that. Oh. 609 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:10,580 -You know, pie is what brought Marty and me together. 610 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,840 -Really? 611 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,840 -I had been dating an oncology resident 612 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,510 who ran off with one of his patients. 613 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,470 She only had seven months to live, 614 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,630 so they decided to spend it together. 615 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,430 I was awfully mopey, so a friend of mine invited me 616 00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:24,470 to a pot luck to try to cheer me up. 617 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,640 And I was at that stage of heartbreak where, 618 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,350 oh, you just can't eat anything, like anything, you know? 619 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,190 -I don't know. -But there was this pie 620 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:34,940 and I thought, "I guess I could eat that." 621 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:38,280 So I ate a piece and then I ate another piece 622 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,200 and it tasted so good, 623 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,490 the more I ate, the hungrier I got. 624 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,870 And I felt as though I could taste again 625 00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:49,120 and smell and want and... 626 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,870 -'Cause you remembered you were alive. 627 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,170 -Exactly. So I said to my friend, 628 00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:56,170 "I have to meet the person who made this pie." 629 00:27:58,090 --> 00:27:59,590 And it was Marty. 630 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,430 It was my person. 631 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,770 -I think it's just so special when you meet somebody 632 00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:10,890 when they're doing something they're good at, you know? 633 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:14,610 You see them the first time and they're just shining. 634 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:18,610 I met Julia when she was in basic training 635 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:21,360 and I was like a supervising officer. 636 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,580 And I looked over and I saw her with the flamethrower 637 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,990 and she just lit up. 638 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:30,290 I mean, not from the flames but she just-- 639 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,920 oh, she was just so fearless 640 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,130 and so strong and she just glowed. 641 00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:40,550 And I was a goner. 642 00:28:40,590 --> 00:28:42,260 -You must miss her. 643 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:45,260 -You know, separations are typical with what we do. 644 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:48,060 We sign up for it but I just really expected 645 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,270 that I'd be the one deployed 646 00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:53,100 and now she's off doing something important 647 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,770 and I'm at home, 648 00:28:55,810 --> 00:28:59,730 just always at home. 649 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,070 Now I bake the pie. 650 00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:06,950 -Apparently, it's a very important pie. 651 00:29:08,870 --> 00:29:10,500 -We should have some. 652 00:29:11,410 --> 00:29:12,660 - You're right. 653 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,670 I will make the coffee. 654 00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:20,960 Tod: Mr. DJ Machine, 655 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:23,340 looks like you're experiencing 656 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,300 some strong feelings right now. 657 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:27,430 -You can say that again, Tod Mann. 658 00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:29,680 -Come on, buddy. Let's call it a night. 659 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,770 -You're a good dancer, you know that? 660 00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,600 -Yeah, I do. Let's go. 661 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,110 Megan: Wish he would get out of this place. 662 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,440 Samira: Maybe he likes it here. 663 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,320 -People like what they're used to, 664 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,240 assuming it's good for them. There's too many memories here, 665 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,530 there's too much baggage he can't get out from under. 666 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,490 -Megan, what kind of stuff did, 667 00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:50,410 uh, Rob and Naveen get into when they were younger? 668 00:29:50,450 --> 00:29:52,950 -I grew up a couple towns over, different high school. 669 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,500 -Yeah, but you know. 670 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,500 Like was it regular kid stuff or something else? 671 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,630 -Is this about Alison? 672 00:30:00,670 --> 00:30:02,050 -What do you know? 673 00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,510 -What has Rob told you? 674 00:30:03,550 --> 00:30:05,300 -That it was really hard for him when she went missing 675 00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:07,800 and they used to hang out a lot. 676 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,220 -Naveen always said they were inseparable 677 00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:12,770 since sixth grade, the three of them, best friends. 678 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:15,190 -I'm trying to imagine Rob and Naveen as teenagers. 679 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,270 I'm sure they were little shits. 680 00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,190 - Naveen said they used to get drunk 681 00:30:19,230 --> 00:30:21,190 in the woods behind your house. 682 00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:24,240 They have this secret underground place 683 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,490 they'd go to, like actually underground. 684 00:30:26,530 --> 00:30:27,910 Naveen called it The Pit. 685 00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:29,160 -The Pit? 686 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,910 -And then, Alison was gone. 687 00:30:32,950 --> 00:30:34,290 -Were they suspects? 688 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:35,580 -People had their suspicions 689 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:38,920 but time passes and people forget. 690 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,090 -But the boys didn't forget? 691 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,420 -Naveen didn't. 692 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,090 Rob, I don't know. 693 00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:46,970 Sometimes he buries stuff so deep, 694 00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,590 he can't find it again. 695 00:30:53,890 --> 00:30:55,140 Rory: Hey, Samira. 696 00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:56,390 Miles is almost at three consecutive 697 00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:57,690 minutes of tummy time. 698 00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:59,650 That's incredible for his developmental stage. 699 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:00,860 -That's so great. 700 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,610 Um, I have a bottle in the fridge for him. 701 00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:03,900 You can warm it up in a little bit. I'll be right back. 702 00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:06,400 Rory: Hi. 703 00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:42,310 -Violence? 704 00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:49,450 Oh, he was mad mad. 705 00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,920 -Thank you all for coming today 706 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,210 to celebrate our beautiful community of Hinkley Hills. 707 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,470 Every one of you has a role to play 708 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,470 and I commend you all for your excellent performance. 709 00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:13,970 Please, give yourself a round of applause. 710 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,770 -Our HOA Block Party 711 00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:20,940 is a cherished annual tradition, 712 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,150 a time for what I call the three Fs. 713 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:26,610 Friendship, fellowship, 714 00:32:26,650 --> 00:32:28,690 and most importantly, fun. 715 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:31,320 This year, however, a taste of the bitter 716 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,950 has mingled with the sweet. 717 00:32:32,990 --> 00:32:37,870 After 25 years of devoted and tireless service... 718 00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:39,000 Dana: Hey, guys. 719 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,410 Marty's famous pie. 720 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,080 Come and get your piece. 721 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,170 Woo. woman: Oh, my God. 722 00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,590 Agnes: I will be stepping down 723 00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:50,420 as your HOA president to make way 724 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,510 for a new generation of leadership. 725 00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:56,640 I'm proud to say that after 25 years, 726 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,520 our community is stronger, cleaner, 727 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,270 and more secure than ever. 728 00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:03,850 And I am doubly proud to be passing 729 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,520 the presidential gavel to my own daughter 730 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,440 Lauren Festerson Daniels who will continue... 731 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,860 -She's so mad. Agnes: ...to ensure 732 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,740 that our beloved Hinkley Hills remains, 733 00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:17,370 as it ever was, the safest town in America. 734 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,750 -Marty's famous pie. 735 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,760 I wonder how many she made. 736 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,970 -Don't you dare touch that woman's pie. 737 00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:36,090 -Smile. 738 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,100 Robert: Samira? 739 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,160 -Hmm. 740 00:34:39,910 --> 00:34:41,990 automated voice: One new message. 741 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,700 Young Robert: Alison, this isn't cool. 742 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,000 You're going to regret this. 743 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,500 You're fucked. 744 00:34:52,170 --> 00:34:55,510 Naveen: I guess I've always just been afraid. 745 00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:59,300 -Uh, of what? -Of everything. 746 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:01,350 Heights, cancer, 747 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,720 my wife leaving me. 748 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:07,310 Sometimes my wife not leaving me. 749 00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:09,020 -Huh. 750 00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:12,400 Naveen: God, I'm so fucking pathetic. 751 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,530 Why do I suck so much? 752 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:18,320 -Listen, Naveen, I'm more of a data guy 753 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,450 than an emotional guy 754 00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:22,280 but for my understanding, 755 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:25,410 which granted mostly comes from books, 756 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,750 a lot of people are afraid some of the time, 757 00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:30,920 or even a lot of the time. 758 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,630 Uh, it's just part of the human condition. 759 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:36,510 -Yeah, but this is different. I have a core wound. 760 00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:38,130 -Which is what? 761 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,300 -It's this thing that I learned 762 00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:40,470 in beginner screenwriting class 763 00:35:40,510 --> 00:35:41,720 I took a couple years ago 764 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,220 at Hinkley Valley Community College. 765 00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,680 -Right. What is your core wound? 766 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,220 -I'm not allowed to tell you. 767 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,560 -Uh-hmm. 768 00:35:49,810 --> 00:35:52,520 -I can't stop thinking about her. 769 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,650 I keep replaying that night 770 00:35:55,730 --> 00:35:57,820 in my head over and over again, 771 00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:00,360 wondering what I could have done differently, 772 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,870 wondering how it all went so wrong. 773 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,580 I wish I could tell her I'm sorry. 774 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:12,880 -Megan or Kate? 775 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,380 -No. 776 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:15,590 Alison. 777 00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:21,220 -Okay, buddy. Let's get you home, okay? 778 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:25,310 -Okay. -Careful. Okay. 779 00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:28,640 -Please make sure he's okay. 780 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,890 -Well, I was gonna leave him down 781 00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:32,730 by the railroad tracks but now that you asked. 782 00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:37,110 -Eat shit, Megan! 783 00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:15,440 -I have him. 784 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,150 He's loose and ready to talk. 785 00:37:17,190 --> 00:37:19,150 -Copy. I'll see you in five. 786 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,640 -Goodnight, Marty. 787 00:38:09,530 --> 00:38:10,790 -Hey, girl. 788 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,620 Where you at? -The woods. 789 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,370 -At night? I don't know, baby. 790 00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:17,000 You're just kinda giving follow the North Star to freedom. 791 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,500 -Listen, hear me out. 792 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:19,790 -Lay it on me, Harriet. 793 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,960 Samira: Okay, this might sound crazy 794 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,840 but 20 years ago, 795 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,510 a teenage girl was murdered out here. 796 00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,220 And I thought it was our new neighbor who did it. 797 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,640 -The crazy White dude with a bike? 798 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,720 Samira: No, the other one. But now... 799 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,350 I think it was Rob. 800 00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:33,520 -Rob? -Samira: Rob. 801 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,600 -I've met Rob and I doubt 802 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,310 that he would wield so much as a shovel. 803 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,070 -There are a lot of red flags. 804 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,360 -Such as? 805 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,400 -He knew the girl 806 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,530 and he lied about it. 807 00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:44,570 I mean, he might have dated her. 808 00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:45,990 He left her a voice message 809 00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:48,030 saying that she'd regret whatever she did to him. 810 00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:49,530 He had anger problems. 811 00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:51,160 He saw a psychiatrist. -Samira. 812 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,240 -Huh? 813 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:57,670 There's somebody out here. -Hey, Samira. Samira! 814 00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:08,090 Samira: Not again. 815 00:39:46,630 --> 00:39:48,720 -What in the hellhole? 816 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,640 Robert: Samira. 817 00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:06,900 What are you doing here?